Genesis Deflowered by Matthew Stillman
Where many see the Bible as the
pathway to Heaven, others say it should be covered in a brown paper bag because
it is so, so filthy.
There are hundreds of sex acts
implied in the first book of the bible (and sadly none initiated by a woman).
How has nobody ever described how each of them would have played out in
biblical language?
If the writers and translators of
the Bible had been a little less prudish we might have an entirely different
relationship between sex and religion than we have now. In Genesis there is sex
before marriage, threesomes, incest, group sex, kinky fetish cuckolding, gay
sex and more.
Isn't it time that you read the
Bible for the dirty parts?
Using the seminal King James Bible
in its Elizabethan English as spring board,"Genesis Deflowered" makes
the beginning of the Bible come out as a sexy, readable and fun erotic
novel.
"Genesis Deflowered ":
equal parts holy scripture and blaspheming scandal.
Available from:
Amazon UK
Amazon UK
Excerpt:
And the flood was forty days upon
the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up
above the earth. And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the
earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters. And the waters prevailed exceedingly
upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. Fifteen
cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.
And
as the mountains were covered by the waters,
so the wives did cover
their husband; and the husbands were covered
by their wives. In fear they did retreat to
the heat of their thighs, so that they might live upon the ark. Emzara
did entreat Noah to haven in her breast; and he did haven there. Sedeqetelebab
did pray for strength in the staff of Shem; and she did find her heart there.
Naeltamauk did find her might in her mouth; and Ham did worship the LORD there.
Adataneses and Japheth did creep in the night; and they did eat of each other’s
secrets to rise up against their fears. And in finding the fruit of the garden
every day did God bless them those who were to survive the terrible flood.
About the Author:
Matthew Stillman is a born and
bred New Yorker. With the exception of college he has always lived in
Manhattan. After scoring a BA in Comparative Literature from SUNY Geneseo, he
got into programming at Food Network and developed shows like Iron Chef, Good
Eats and many, many others. He also started improvising with the Upright
Citizens Brigade shortly after they first arrived in New York, and he still
does.
"The End of Poverty?"
was his first film. He conceived of it, wrote the first treatment, co-produced
it and spoke at the UN four times about it after it premiered at the Cannes
Film Festival and went to 40 festivals around the world.
After a lifetime of a making out
with literature, inner spiritual work from different traditions, creativity and
play. He has written "Genesis Deflowered". It is his first full
length book. And, of course, he started with a genre that he may well have just
made up - Biblical Erotica written in Elizabethan English.
He is married to an exceptional
woman from Sheffield in the North of England. He blogs at stillmansays.com where he writes about his
ongoing creativity experiment in Union Square. And you can find him on twitter
at @stillmansays
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